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* Find a good, solid deck chair and rest my weary legs on the beach for the entire holiday, Special Brew to hand at all times. | * Find a good, solid deck chair and rest my weary legs on the beach for the entire holiday, Special Brew to hand at all times. | ||
* | * Sing R&B songs the whole time, with all the instruments included | ||
* | * Do the regionally-accepted greeting of ten spotty dogs at the start of every conversation with the banana-head natives | ||
* | * Take time out of the busy hustle and bustle of Wight life, by stopping to practise eating my right shoulder and touching my left elbow to my left ear | ||
* Forget that sleep is a necessary requirement of any holiday and prefer instead to walk around zombified | |||
* | * Forget that enough is never enough when it comes to practical jokes, droning 'enough already!' every few seconds - which to the joker, simply means 'carry on, I love being the target of your pranks' | ||
* Forego breakfast and lunch in order to endulge in a nine-course 9pm evening meal | |||
* Oh - and make sure the evening meal has at least one mushroom-based starter, freshly-caugh-Wight fish for all main courses, such as tuna and salmon, and no pudding. | |||
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Revision as of 13:14, 24 May 2006
Holiday Brief
For the bank holday at the end of May, we should go to the Isle of Wight off the south coast of England. We can go from Saturday to Monday if it's possible. There are a few things that need to be organised, but it shouldn't be too hard, wight?!
Weather
The weather predictions have started coming in...
BBC (Wednesday 24th) -
Who's coming
Marc - definite
Rebecca (Ben's Cookies flavoured) - definite
Caz - 99.4% probability
Tom - definite
Matt - definite
Lee - definite
Tim - may have to book assuming not coming
Sissy - may have to book assuming not coming
Mildred - definite
Definitely - Maybe
Dr Sloan - too busy
Definites - 6, Maybes - 2, Made up People - 3
Transport there and back
This has now been booked -
Red Funnel - 2 x (Car + 3 people) = £139
Out-bound: Saturday 27/05/06 - 4pm from Southampton to East Cowes
Return Journey: Monday 29/05/06 - 1.30pm from East Cowes to Southampton
check-in time: at least 30 mins before departure time. We just have to present our booking no.s: 2906126, 2906215
transit time: 55 mins
Our vehicle ferry terminal in Southampton (Terminal 1) can be found at Dock Gate 7 on Town Quay Road, S014 2AQ - follow signs to Southampton Waterfront. Our Isle of Wight vehicle terminal is at Trinity Yard, East Cowes PO32 6RF.
Where we'll stay
We're staying in Sandown now in the Chester Lodge Hotel. The cost is £28ppn and two car parking spaces are available for us. There will be three single rooms and one triple room.
The hotel blurb is as follows:
"We are a friendly family run 16 bedroom hotel. Our detached residence stands in its own grounds and is situated in an ideal position in the best part of Sandown. just minutes to shops and facing the sea - many of our rooms are sea view!
Sandown has a lovely climate, having held the "All England" sunshine record for many years. Safe, sandy beaches, pier, picturesque wooded roads, fantastic views from "The Downs" and extensive attractions all make for a perfect holiday or short break.
Sandown is a family resort. There are nightclubs, pubs, restaurants and cafes. The kids will have hours of fun on Browns Pitch and Putt whilst close by is the Zoo with tiger sanctuary. Sandown also has an 18-hole golf course, small airport where you can take a pleasure flight and even a Dinosaur Museum where you can wonder at the Prehistoric Visitors that the Island used to cater for.
We are easily accessible to all amenities and have a bus stop 100 yards away with links to all areas of the Island and the Sandown tour."
There's a pretty cool webcam at http://www.camvista.com/england/other/isleofwight_sandown.php?pageMode=nonjava .
The Natives
The earliest known inhabitants of the island are dinosaurs, some of whose bones have been discovered in recent times. Dinosaur Isle is a museum in Sandown which displays many of these relics.
The native-born islanders have a very strong sense of local identity, sometimes thinking of the Island almost as though England were a separate country.
The natives were formerly cannibals, later reforming into vegetarians who look after the island.
At first you may feel out of place, but the islanders are mainly friendly, and will make you feel at home.
What we'll do
On The Way Down
Shakeaway
Buy an aero ® mint ~ after eight ® (v) ~ amaretti (ng) ~ apple (v) ~ apple & blackberry (v) apple pie (ng) ~ apricot (v) ~ bakewell tart (ng) ~ banana (v) ~ banoffee muffin (ng)battenburg (nv) (ng) ~ blackcurrant (v) ~ blackcurrant cheesecake (ng) ~ black jacks ® (nv)blueberry nutrigrain ® (ng) ~ boost ® (ng) ~ bounty ® dark ~ bounty ® milk bourbon biscuit (ng) ~ bournville ® (ng) ~ butterscotch ~ cadbury's caramel ® cadbury's chocolate mini roll ® (ng) ~ cadbury's creme egg ® ~ cadbury's fruit & nut ® (ng) cappuccino muffin (ng) ~ caramel shortbread ~ caramel snack-a-jacks ® carrot cake (ng) ~ cherry (v) choca mocha ~ chocolate ~ chocolate & cherry ~ chocolate chip cookie (ng) chocolate fudge brownie (ng) ~ chocolate digestive ® milk (ng) ~ chocolate digestive ® plain (ng) chocolate hob nob ® milk (ng) ~ chocolate hob nob ® plain (ng) ~ chocolate muffin (ng) chocolate & peanut butter ~ chocolate pop tart ® (nv) (ng) ~ coco pops ® (ng) ~ coconut (v) coffee (v) ~ crunchie ® ~ crunchy nut corn flakes ® ~ cucumber (v) ~ curly wurly ® custard ~ custard creams (ng) ~ dime bar ® ~ dolly mixtures ® (nv) double decker ® ~ egg custard tart (ng) ~ farley's rusk ® (ng) ferrero rocher ® ~ fig roll ® (ng) ~ flying saucers ® (nv) (ng) ~ fondant fancies ® (nv) (ng) fruit salad chews ® (nv) ~ fry's orange cream ® (v) ~ fry's peppermint cream ® (v)fudge ~ ginger (v) ~ ginger nuts (v) (ng) ~ gooseberry (v) & custard grapefruit (v) ~ haribo starmix ® (nv) ~ hazelnut choc chip cookie (ng) hershey's cookies 'n creme ® (ng) ~ honey ~ humbug mints (v) ~ iced gems ® jaffa cake ® (ng) ~ jam doughnut (ng) ~ jam tart (ng) ~ jamaica ginger cake (ng) jammie dodger ® (ng) ~ jammie wagon wheel ® (nv) (ng) ~ jelly babies ® (nv) jelly beans (nv) ~ jelly tots ® (v) ~ kinder bueno ® (ng) ~ kit kat chunky ® (ng) lemon & lime (v) ~ lemon curd ~ lemon drizzle cake (ng) ~ lemon meringue ~ lime (v) lion bar ® (ng) ~ liquorice allsorts (nv) ~ love hearts (and new for 2006: chav hearts!) ® (nv) ~ malted milk biscuits (ng)maltesers ® (ng) ~ mandarin (v) ~ maple syrup (v) ~ mars ® (ng) ~ marshmallow (nv) melon (v) ~ milky bar ® ~ minstrels ® (ng) ~ m&m ® peanut (nv) (ng) ~ nutella ® orange marmalade ~ oreo cookie ® (ng) ~ parma violets ® (nv) ~ passion fruit (v) peach (v) ~ peanut butter (v) ~ pear (v) ~ pineapple (v) ~ raspberry (v) ~ reeces cups ® refreshers ® (nv) ~ revels ® (ng) ~ rhubarb (v) & custard ~ rolo ® ~ sesame snaps ® (v) sherbet fountain ® (v w/o liquorice) (ng) ~ skittles ® (nv) ~ smarties ® (nv) (ng) snickers ® ~ snowball ® ~ special k bar ® (ng) ~ spotted dick (ng) ~ starburst ® (v) strawberries (summer only) (v) ~ strawberry cheesecake (ng) ~ strawberry laces (nv) (ng) strawberry trifle (ng) ~ sugar puffs ® ~ syrup sponge (ng) ~ terry's choc orange ® milk (ng) ~ tic tacs lime & orange ® ~ tic tacs mint ® (v) ~ toblerone ® ~ toffee cheesecake (ng) toffee popcorn ~ treacle tart (ng) ~ trebor extra strong mints ® (nv) ~ turkish delight ® twix ® (ng) ~ vanilla (v) ~ walnut whip ® OR weetabix ® flavour milkshake at Southampton branch of 'Shakeaway' if we get the ferry from there.
While We're There
Matt's ideas
- play volleyball on the beach?
- Practise the local dialogue:
'She sells sea shells on the sea shore' 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper'
Tom's Ideas
- Go to alum bay to have a look at the coloured sands and ride on the cable car
- Have a nice cuppa
- Walk along the beach and cliffs to the needles
- Time for another cuppa
- Have a look at the needles and the lighthouse
- Make sand castles
- followed by another cuppa
- Fossil hunting
- Tea-time again
- Piff paff about a bit, or somffin or noffin innit
Marc's Ideas
- Write out postcards to forgotten Uncles and Aunts
- Find a good, solid deck chair and rest my weary legs on the beach for the entire holiday, Special Brew to hand at all times.
- Sing R&B songs the whole time, with all the instruments included
- Do the regionally-accepted greeting of ten spotty dogs at the start of every conversation with the banana-head natives
- Take time out of the busy hustle and bustle of Wight life, by stopping to practise eating my right shoulder and touching my left elbow to my left ear
- Forget that sleep is a necessary requirement of any holiday and prefer instead to walk around zombified
- Forget that enough is never enough when it comes to practical jokes, droning 'enough already!' every few seconds - which to the joker, simply means 'carry on, I love being the target of your pranks'
- Forego breakfast and lunch in order to endulge in a nine-course 9pm evening meal
- Oh - and make sure the evening meal has at least one mushroom-based starter, freshly-caugh-Wight fish for all main courses, such as tuna and salmon, and no pudding.
Caroline's Ideas
- watch the sun set on the beach and swim in the sea at silly o clock
- go to 'Goodleaf Tree Climbing Adventures' and climb the trees
- look for crabs and other crustaceans in rock pools - laugh at them walking sideways
- sleep
- play breach games, like tag and bat and ball
- throw seaweed at people
- go to a country pub and drink the area's real ale
- play tricks involving the fart machine on random people
- forget that there's a point when enough is enough when it comes to playing tricks on people
And if there's time:
- water skiing
- visit Branston farm
- Robin Hill Country Park
- Horse Riding
- Butterfly Paragliding Ltd
Rebecca's Ideas
Ben's cookies Ben's cookies Ben's cookies Ben's cookies Ben's cookies
On The Way Back
Zorbing
Zorbing is possible in theory, but we'd have to make an early start :-( ie. leaving at 9am! and also, it's a bit expensive -
- £35 for 1 person/ ride
- £55 for 2 people/ ride
- £65 for 3 people/ ride
But I'm up for it though. Again, we'd have to book this quite quickly.
-- Matt
Actually there is 2 for 1 on Zorbing at the moment Spring special so it's a bargainous 2 for £35! But we'd hav to do it on the way back because the offer excludes saturdays.
-- The Great Thumbholio
Zorbing is booked, I found a better deal - the half-term special- £30 for 2 people/ zorb. So I booked us all in for the hydro zorb at around 4pm, on Monday on the way back.
--Matt
Site address: Zorb South UK, Pine Lodge Farm, Bockhampton, Dorchester, Dorset, DT2 8QL
Tel. 01929 426595
Budget
Marc's Spend!
| Item | Cost |
|---|---|
| Hotel deposit | £168 (£168 still to pay) |
Matt's Spend!
| Item | Cost |
|---|---|
| Zorbing | £91.94 |
| Ferry | £139 |