Airduct Administration
Welcome!
Welcome to Airduct Administration. In this course we will be discussing Airduct neutrality; airduct hygiene, health and safety; airducts and spam; and spam spam airducts and spam.
Obviously, airduct administration is metaphorical, and actually this is a page about all forms of ventilation. First for some definitions. Someone who speaks through an airduct and you can't see their lips move is known as a Ventiloquist.
An Airduct must never EVER be confused with an Air Duck. Though this is a common mistake (particularly use of 'Duct tape' and 'Duck tape') an Air Duck is in fact a flying duck. This must not be confused with a flying fuck. What this page is not about, is flying fucks. Back to ventilation...
That's enough of a cover I think. On to the real reason we're here <_< >_>
Operation Airduct: New York New York
Let's twalk about nu Yawk...
Signing off, Agent Air Duck
Mission Brief: Intelligence have just informed us that there are some air-ducts in New York which require, well.... administering; thus necessitating a trip. Several good ducks have died to bring us this information....
New York
Who's going anyway?
Volunteers with the appropriate qualifications are:
- Matt
- Elin
When to go
Possible times to go are:
- April/ May (during Elin's Easter hols)
- Early September (just before Elin goes back to uni)
Either way, I would have thought 10 days would be enough to do the job.
What to do
Transport
Getting there in the first place
Getting around once we're there
Recommended film watching
Some of the best films set in New York are as follows:
Miracle on 34th Street, On the Town, Sabrina, Rear Window, Breakfast At Tiffany's, The Manchurian Candidate, Shaft, The Godfather (I, II & III), Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, Ghostbusters, Crocodile Dundee, Highlander, Wall Street, Harlem Nights, Goodfellas, Die Hard with a Vengeance, Being John Malkovich, Eyes Wide Shut, Cruel Intentions, Gangs of New York, Spiderman