Malta

The main themes of this holiday are: cheapness and efficiency. But also, goodness.

Umm... where's Malta?

In the med.

So, who's coming to this thing?

• Lee
• Matt
• Tom
• Neil

And... when will that be?

The week beginning 2nd Nov 09

But where to stay?

Sheesh, what's with all the questions?

What's a boy (or girl) to do in Malta, like, is there an itinerary?

There's no mad 'pack in as much a phyically possible' itinerary, I don't think it's that kind of holiday. Chill out, man! But here are some suggestions:

• Go to the beach
• Watch the girls (in bikinis) go by if you're a boy
• Watch the boys (in bikinis) go by if you're a girl
• Sample some of the fine Maltese cuisine