To Take

Group Items

Item	To Carry
First aid kit
mobile for emergencies (+ charger)	MG
Not the Penknife (not allowed on plane)	MG
Corkscrew	MG (part of penknife)
Bottle Opener	MG (part of penknife)
Torch
Notepad
Not the GPS
Coconut halves (for transport to Camelot)
Guidebook	MG

Personal Items

clothes

• 5 bras
• Socks
• Pantyhose
• Thermal underwear
• Waterproof kickers (do you mean the shoes or is this supposed to read "Waterproof knickers"? I have neither unfortunatly...)
• Trainers
• Shirt or nice top for evenings (possibly the opera)
• Jumpers
• Wheat Pillow (if microwave available nearby)
• Pyjamas (if you are a wiener)
• Hat
• Scarf
• Kings of Leon CD (er, how do you wear this?)
• Comedy breasts (otherwise the bras would be superfluous for some)
• Hoodie (not sure if they have chavs in NY, but just in case...)
• Coat

other

• Pens
• Camera Charger
• Day bag (that sounds *so* gay)
• Toiletries
• Hair products
• Spy camera and listening device
• Spectacles, testicles, wallet (or purse if you're a man) and watch
• Wallet (someone didn't read the line above!)
• Driving Licence
• Passport
• Teddy bear for those long, cold nights
• Booking confirmations
• Folder for paperwork for those who 'bring their work away with them'
• US power adapter
• Some chicken korma
• Vibrator and spare batteries
• Guide dog
• Towel (small/trekking) - well, actually, hotels provide towels
• Insurance docs
• Inflatable Ingrid (your polythene pal)
• Pass the Bomb game
• Point of coider please landlorrrd game
• Peanuts please!
• Can I have Rum & Coke

And one triple thick condom. (You never know...) (did you put this, Tom?) (ew, i hope not - he's in the same room as Matt!) (Suck my thermos!) (Oop... What a Dibbley!)